A Satisfyer air-pulse vibrator dressed up all cute like a penguin. Don't be fooled by the toyetic appearance, however, because this thing has serious power. Reviewers swear this will take you from zero to 100 in no time flat.
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A spot-vibrator with a diminutive-yet-punishing set of just-right-sized silicone heads to deliver intensely-focused good vibes wherever you need them. The thin silicone wand at the end is about 2 inches long, the heads are both around 1/4-inch wide, and thankfully the speeds are adjustable because reviewers say full-bore can be a lot to handle just-out-the-gate.
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A Wartenberg pinwheel to get yourself and/or partner all on pins and needles, gently and with phenomenal control. Reviewers like this little wonder because the big-A is selling them at a great price, and the quality is consistent and reliable. Yes I have it, I've used it, and it's just as good as everyone says.
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A silicone ring that's got 12 smooth-vibrating speeds and is both rechargeable and waterproof so you and yours can enjoy it anywhere with easy access to a USB port.
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A discreet, quiet, wearable, remote-control vibrator that reviewers gush over (and as a result of) because it's remarkably powerful for something you can barely hear, and the silky-smooth silicone rubs folks in just the right way.
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A Satisfyer wand with a unique two-sided claw-and-shaft shape plus rotating head that can be used inside and out for an explosive good time for just you ~or~ you and a partner.
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A rose quartz dildo about the size of your middle finger for folks in search of good vibes without jarring vibrations. And, honestly, it's gorgeous!
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A small metal butt plug butt-novice reviewers loved for making introductory anal play much more accessible for them. And, like all metal butt plugs, it's temperature-sensitive (try warming it first — yum!) and super-easy to clean.
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A six-pack of single-use masturbation sleeves that give a whole new meaning to choking the chicken. They start out palm-sized and stretch to fit your member, at which point you can go to town with or without lube for an explosively good time.
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A splurgey bullet vibe from Lelo that's got six speeds, the strongest of which will exceed your expectations for something smaller than your hand, without buzzing much louder than an iPhone. Also, it plugs right into a USB port — no cords to lose!
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A rose-shaped clit-sucking toy about the size of a credit card that's no shrinking violet. Thousands of satisfied reviewers all share stories of soul-shattering orgasms.
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A double-ringed silicone toy reviewers swear by because it's stretchy but stays put, does all the usual ring stuff like keep you harder longer with absolute aplomb, and it's easy to get on and off even if your hairscape down there is on the foresty-side.
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A remote-controlled prostate massager/ring that's basically the mullet of p-spot stimulators: all business up front and a rager out back!
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A banana-shaped vibrator from Emojibator that delivers a tingling-like high frequency vibration that's a kind of deep pleasure all on its own and really satisfying if that's what you're after. It's also shockingly quiet. I saw a partner smiling wildly through most of yesterday afternoon only to find out later they had this going in their unders the whole time.
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A pair of clit/nipple pullers I've been using for years for profound and easy-to-control sensation that lasts long after you take these bad boys off.
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A set of Kegel balls reviewers say go to work right away strengthening your pelvic floor to introduce yourself to whole new levels of pleasure and sensation. And this set is available in different sizes, so there's probably one just right for you, wherever you're at.
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A tongue-shaped vibrator about the size of your palm, for discreet Magic Wand-like power that's pocket-sized and virtually silent.
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A mini, waterproof, rechargeable, silicone-covered vibrator wand that despite its small size reviewers say packs quite a punch.
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A ball-stretcher to increase tension, feel more, and go at it stronger, harder, and longer (double entendres all ~definitely~ intended).
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A Sliquid organic hybrid lube that's 100% DEA-, glycerin-, paraben-, gluten-, sorbitol-, and glycol-free, to the great relief of everyone with those sensitivities (like me!) in need of long-lasting lubrication with all the benefits of water-based and just a touch of silicone. Considering you may only use a quarter-sized splotch at a time, lube may very well be your smallest sex toy, but it's still super-important to have one that works for you!
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And! A Sliquid water-based lube I use with my favorite penetrative devices and partners when silicone is a no-go. It's got the best consistency for a water-based lube out there, silky-smooth and viscous without being runny or sticky, and it only needs a re-up only about a third as much comparables from KY, Astroglide, Swiss Navy, or ID.
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A silicone ball slapper to receive the scrotal punishment of a lifetime. Reviewers rave that it stings. A lot!
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A vibrator designed to hit your ~entire~ clit with a velvety silicone surface and 10 ultra-quiet speeds to give yourself a gushing orgasm where the only whines you have to worry about other people hearing are your own.
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A Satisfyer traveler reviewers say offers no-contact clitoral-sucking nirvana in portable, clip-together two-piece package. It charges real fast and can be used underwater for up to a half an hour (not that you'll last that long!).
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You, getting ready to try out one of your new pint-sized fun-makers:
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