Roller skates so you can feel like one of those TikTok queens who look so aesthetically pleasing gliding around without a care in the world. You definitely will *not* look like a newborn baby giraffe discovering its legs for the first time.
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A tortilla towel because if I have to get up off the couch and discover an outdoor activity I better be either eating a burrito or looking like one.
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A drone that will quickly become your new favorite hobby as you find new and exciting ways to create some jaw-dropping videos of your hometown. I know it feels like where you live sucks, but sometimes you just need a different perspective.
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A pool float so you can lounge around on one of your favorite treats: a strawberry frosted donut. Okay, it's *my* favorite, you caught me.
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A portable blender you can take to the beach, the park, or wherever else while having a delicious drink on the go. You can easily crush ice cubes, frozen fruits, and even vegetables in this thing. It also comes with a travel lid!
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A hammock because who knows, maybe your outdoor activity of choice is the same as your indoor activity of choice. AKA loungin'.
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A portable projector so you can plan basically the best outdoor movie nights in existence. All you'll need is lots of blankets, pillows, and an endless supply of snacks. First movie you'll watch? Tangled. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.
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And a projector screen, of course, so you can watch the greatest movie in existence, Tangled, like you promised you would.
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A mosquito net that will keep all those pesky outdoor bugs out of your ears. There is an entire world out there, but explain how these flies and mosquitos find the holes of our ears so effortlessly?
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An outdoor propane grill for when your favorite activity is eating. I mean, same. Plus, with four burners, you'll be making *all* the mouth-watering foods you can handle.
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A grabber because unfortunately there is just way too much litter out there in the world and you could be one of those people who help make the planet just a little bit happier. You'll get some fresh air, exercise, *and* feel good about helping out. It's a win-win-win!
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A cooling towel so you can fight the blistering heat of the quickly approaching summer season while you continue your search for your new favorite outdoor activity.
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Hiking boots because you saw the movie Wild once and now you're basically completely ready to hike the PCT and have your own main character development story.
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A scooter so you can get around town with the utmost ease and never have to worry about finding parking (and certainly not paying for it) or dealing with traffic in any way. Which is basically my dream.
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Trekking poles that will completely change your hiking game. They give you extra stability when either going up or down strenuous terrain, and will even take away some the strain hiking puts on your legs.
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An anti-fog spray so you can ~see~ your new outdoor activity without dealing with that obnoxious "mask and glasses" issue we've had to deal with for over a year now.
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A portable Bluetooth speaker to blast your favorite motivational music for the journey in search of the new outdoor activity. Don't worry, if it takes too long, this bad boy has 24 hours of battery in a full charge.
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And a portable charger just in case a 24-hour charge of your favorite music is just not enough.
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LED running bands so you can run in the dark with peace of mind that people will definitely be able to see you coming. Maybe nighttime runs will be your new thing? Bonus: they will last for 50–70 hours before you need to replace the batteries!
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A pop-up canopy tent because I like being outdoors just as much as the next Jo Schmo, but I absolutely loathe mosquitoes and flies. This tent will keep them out as you soak up all that summer sun.
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And a deet-free bug repellant just in case you do wind up having a few little pests creep into your new canopy tent. You can never be *too* safe. Trust me. Have you ever seen a horse fly? Look it up.
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A longboard that will basically have you cruising down the street, listening to Fleetwood Mac and drinking a carton of juice like the dude from that delightful viral video that made the pandemic a little less crappy that one day.
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A picnic blanket so you can have a beautiful afternoon of food that you'll definitely record for all of social media to see. You didn't spend six hours using a fancy heart-shaped fruit cutter for no one to see how carefree you are!
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A hoverboard even though you've probably made fun of them despite always wanting one deep down inside. I mean, you're hovering on a board. Life is too short to not do the things that are fun.
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Water shoes so you can keep those feet protected from pointy rocks and questionably soft mud. These will of course also keep your actual shoes from getting ruined by lake water.
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You, when you find your new favorite outdoor activity:
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